verycooltrash:

mascpembtabteemitatechar:

verycooltrash:

retroactivebakeries:

verycooltrash:

#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

don’t worry about it

Flirt with Martha аnd gеt Lаid T0night! Frее rеgistrаti0n! 0nlу t0dау! Cliск 0n tехt!

martha you will not have my hands

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childservices:

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks
Bartender: two what?
me: thanks :)

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